i dunno about this snakes thing mayb some different religion came this thing from.but yes HAzarat Younus:as: was in whale stomach for 7daysr less i forgot that verse.another event that happened recently u can go and serach for that boat(will give the exact name later as i happened to forgot that boat name)where there were 3fishermens trying to kill whale,while fighting one of the fisherman drown and was eaten by the whale.when they killed the whale and somehow ripped his stomach they found that fisherman who was with them alive inside the whale stomach and he was there for about 20hours.if stuff like this can happen then y not a MIRACLE from ALlah(SWT)happenes.and also YOunus :as:was a prophet.
In February, 1891, the "Star of the East", a whaling ship from Liverpool, England was hunting whales in the South Atlantic near the Falkland Islands. A whale was sighted and two boats sent to kill it. The first boat successfully harpooned the whale, but the whale swam away, dragging the boat for about five miles. Later, the harpooner in the accompanying boat also succeeded in harpooning the whale. Both boats were towed about three miles by the whale, then it "sounded" or went below the surface, then later came back to the surface but in it's death throes, capsized one of the whaling boats. All but two crew members were rescued by the other boat and presumed lost at sea.
A few hours later, the now dead whale was lashed to the side of the ship and the crew began the task of cutting it up. When they came to the stomach, they hoisted onto the deck and were shocked to see something moving around inside. They quickly cut the stomach open and found one of the missing sailors, 35 year old James Bartley, inside alive, but unconscious.. He was soon revived, but for two weeks was delerious. By the end of the third week he had recovered sufficiently to go about his duties again.
The sailor remembered the beginning of his ordeal and being being lifted into the air then dropping into the water. After that he said he heard a horrible rushing sound, which he thought might have been the beating of the water by the whale's tail, and then he was enveloped in a terrible darkness and found himself slipping along a smooth passage that seemed to carry him forward. He finally realized he had been swallowed by the whale, and although he tried to be brave, he passed out and didn't remember anything beyond that.
Back in England, Bartley was taken to a London hospital. His skin had been bleached and wrinkled to the appearance of old parchment by the gastric juices of the whale's stomach, and never looked normal again although he enjoyed good health.
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Jaat…do you believe in all those stories? Do you really believe that all 3000+ species of snakes were aboard a dingy driven by Noah? Did you hear about a guy living inside a fishie?
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Madhanee!May I assume from ur stupid answer that you are by no chance(Thank you Allah Miyan for that) a Muslim.
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Jaat…do you believe in all those stories? Do you really believe that all 3000+ species of snakes were aboard a dingy driven by Noah? Did you hear about a guy living inside a fishie?
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I see, so for you the Quran probly serves as an entertaining collection of fairy tales.
Oh you would be surprised at the type of self proclaimed Muslims walking around these days. I think its called enlightened moderation 
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Oh you would be surprised at the type of self proclaimed Muslims walking around these days. I think its called enlightened moderation
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Who has to proclaim one a Muslim if not oneself? You? And what type of Islam is that - unenlightened extremism?
Seminole
You don't need to be ignorant to spot a homosexual, just normal. Any normal person can spot Adam and Steve.
As you so strongly defend this henious enemy of civilisation crime, the million dollar question arises.
Do you participate or watch?
Don't be shy now.
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really? Says who?
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Dont we all have to get there before we decide what we can or cannot get?
Anybody can proclaim to be a Muslim? The truth is, to be a Muslim there are certain things that Allah has commanded us to do.Unless you can follow those - your being a Muslim or not -does rest in your own hands.I dont think Allah wants "Muslims in name only".Anyhow Allah is the final judge.
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It's good to have Homos. They won't need 72 Hoors when they go to Jannat. That's more for straight people. What will Homosexuals get in Jannat?
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May be they will get u,but not in Jannah may be some other place
haha nice 1:k: 
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Jaat…do you believe in all those stories? Do you really believe that all 3000+ species of snakes were aboard a dingy driven by Noah? Did you hear about a guy living inside a fishie?
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Note to MOD/Admins
I didn't mean to insult madhanee therfore deleting my post was unnecessary.
Now let me rewrite it
1) Do you belive in the "story" that you stayed in your mom's womb for whole nine months.
2) Do you think that 2 gay men and 2 lesbians could create a child like you or me?
May ALLAH give you guidance
Make fun of Madhanee and the mods/admins delete your post but Madhanee disrespects quran and the anbiyaa(as) and they dont do anything, not even a warning to him.
Wah Wah yeh tumhara insaaf mods, Wah Wah.
Mediator. The answers to your questions:
(1) I was a premie baby and didn’t stay inside my mama for full-term. I couldn’t wait to get out of there. It was so dark and lonely inside.
(2) Yes two lesbians can have a child. Science has made a lot of progress since you have been outside.
Tell me something. What exactly is so bothersome about people’s sexual orientation? Are you suggesting that Allah :swt: made a mistake when he created Homosexuals?
Zeman… looks like you are in pain. Did someone steal your ambian? Your whole life revolves around wanting to see me banned. What a lovely life.
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1) Do you belive in the "story" that you stayed in your mom's womb for whole nine months.
2) Do you think that 2 gay men and 2 lesbians could create a child like you or me?
May ALLAH give you guidance
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Is adoption allowed for gays and lesbians in this thread or is it out of bound?
What happens to a gay suicide bomber? What does he get in heaven?
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What happens to a gay suicide bomber? What does he get in heaven?
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im not sure all suicide bombers actually get to heaven. but those who do would probably get rewards according to their preferences. either their preferences will be different or their rewards will be. we just dont know.
at any rate, lets not base our discussion of legitimacy of things on earth based on whats legitimate in heaven. in heaven we have alcohol, we indulge in excess and luxury and music and each person can presumably have more than one partner. all of these things are forbidden to various degrees on earth. its a irrelevant point therefore, as far as identifying the legitimacy of conduct before death, what our conduct could be up there.
to those who say the tendency of homosexuality is natural/genetic and therefore OK, kleptomania could also be triggered by a gene. is stealing ok?
btw sholay, i do think you have to catch the fornication in the act. otherwise you wouldnt be able to distinguish between homosexuals and those who just look like them/abstain from sin.
ahem Allah(SWT)does not make anyone homo. it’s the society r where they r living make them.and if u think so as u r weirdo 
would u plz be kind enuff to give some evidance where it happened"a child born homo"
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I was a premie baby and didn’t stay inside my mama for full-term. I couldn’t wait to get out of there. **It was so dark and lonely inside.*
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Too bad nothing has changed.
Jaat Yaar, let me help you. If homosexuality didn’t exist, why would it be mentioned in the Quran??? Hello??
There’s no mention of the ‘sexual’ acts, the mention is about orientation. If it is considered a ‘sin’ so be it. but it does exist.
Soon you will find that Sun is very bright.
Khanu, did you have a 1000 Watt halogen bulb where you lived? How did it get in there?