A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by a
traffic cop. “What are these matches and lighter fluid doing
in your car?” asks the officer.
“I’m a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act.”
“Oh yeah?” says the doubtful cop. “Lets see you do it.”
The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches
masterfully. A couple driving by slows down to watch.
“Wow,” says the driver to his wife. “I’m glad I quit drinking.
Look at the test they’re giving now!”