A police officer pulls a bloke over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer:
May I see your driver's license?
Driver:
I don't have one. I had it suspended for speeding.
Officer:
May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver:
It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer:
The car is stolen?
Driver:
That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the
registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer:
There's a gun in theg love box?
Driver:
Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the
woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.
Officer:
There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?
Driver:
Yes, mate.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his back up. The
car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the
driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain:
Sir, can I see your license?
Driver:
Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain:
Who's car is this?
Driver:
It's mine, officer. Here's the registration papers.
Captain:
Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a
gun in it?
Driver:
Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain:
Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's
a body in it.
Driver:
No problem.
Boot is opened; no body.
Captain:
I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you
told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the
glove box,and that there was a dead body in the boot.
Driver:
Yeah, I'll bet the lying b **tard told you I was speeding as well.