A pupil told his kindergarten teacher that he had found a frog, and she inquired as to whether it was alive or dead.
“Dead,” the student informed.
“How do you know?” the teacher asked.
“Because I pissed in frog’s ear,” said the child innocently.
“You did what?” replied the surprised teacher.
“You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘Pssst.’ The frog didn’t move.”
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A pupil told his kindergarten teacher that he had found a frog, and she inquired as to whether it was alive or dead. "Dead," the student informed. "How do you know?" the teacher asked. "Because I pissed in frog's ear," said the child innocently. "You did what?" replied the surprised teacher. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst.' The frog didn't move."
Good one.:D
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