BE PAKISTANI 
An insect falls into a mug of coffee…
Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out.
American: Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee.
Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the coffee away.
Pakistani: Sells the coffee to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of coffee.
Indian: Accuses the Pakistani for throwing insect into his coffee.
PS:
its an old one but :biggthumb - hay na 
