US propaganda war machinery is getting amazingly effective results, something they would never be able to achieve by military might alone.
Now that they have taken “OBL’s computer, memory sticks and hard disks” with them, what is to expect in the coming days? Here are some ideas:
- After few months, some bank scandal surfaces in the US, WikiLeaks reports:
OBL was planning to wed his daughter to General Kyani’s son. According to the sources who requested not to be named, the data recovered on one of the memory stick of OBL has revealed that he was in close contact with General Kyani and there was a small dispute among them about where to held the Walima ceremony.
Guardian, Der Spiegel, New York Times will be first ones to report this.
Their subsidiaries such as “Express Tribune” or Dawn in Pakistan will go berserk and follow with full page news for the whole week.
Indians always having wet dreams about conquering Pakistan will go around the world shouting, we knew that Hafiz Saed, Ajmal Kasab and General Kyani were blood relatives, this only proves our point.
The scandal in the US meanwhile will get the state help of few 100 billion Dollars and everything will cool down after few weeks. Few weeks/months pass..
- A huge scandal hits US and their armed forces, there are several protests out there. Washington Post reports:
Sources in the White House who requested to remain anonymous have revealed to Washington Post that the data found on the 99th memory stick of OBL has indicated that Al Qaida with help of ISI have almost managed to hide a nuclear device under White House, it was only at the very last second that the plans were detected and had OBL not been “killed”, there would have been an Armageddon in the world and even Mars would have been radio actively dead.
Nadeem F. Paracha in Dawn announces that it is Islam’s fault that American soldiers could not get their salary for the month and that Mars has no life form on it as of now , whereas Raza Rumi and Prof. Pervez Hudhud in Tribune find that the device that were to be hidden under white house could have been avoided, had Pakistan not had any nuclear program in the first place and instead spent all the money wasted on that program on something more useful, such as depositing it in their accounts, which would have been a great service to human kind.
Just preparing you guys. Get ready…