A married couple was on their way to Miami to visit friends. They decide to stop for lunch along the way.
They get near the town of Kissimmee and the man says to his wife, “Let’s stop at kiss-a-me for lunch.”
The wife says, “It’s kis-simm-e”.
They argue about this for miles until finding a place to eat. The woman walks in, goes up to a manager and says, “My husband and I have been arguing over how you pronounce where we are! Could you please tell him slowly what the correct way to say it?”
The manager says, “Sure… Bur-ger-King!”
Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion.