a joke from a stage show of umar shareef… 
shadi ke pehle aksar banday apni hone wali begumz ko kehte haen ke shadi ke baad mein tumharay lyay aasmaan se chaand aur sitaray tor k le aaon ga
umar shareef thinks guys should be realistic and instead of making such high promises… they should make promises that they know they can keep.. like…
begum, aik dafa shadi ho janay do, mein tumharay lyay nukkar wali dukaan se samosay le aaon ga aur konay wali dukaan se daheen le aaon ga 
^^
kee hoya?
Talk about achievable objectives. Main to kehta hoon itni motivating aur stimulating baat ki hai soch raha hoon apne bank main HR walon ko de doon taake woh pooray 8 floors par laga dein..sab ko morale high ho jaega :halo: :halo:]
ab main umar sharif ke show nahin dekhta 
Yeaaah..he's rite...guys always make promises but never keep them even if it doen't cost anything :(
Re: promiseZ 2 begumZ 2-B
:rocketup:…
bao bihari - kee hoya janab why r u firing rockets at my masoom sa joke 
LK - awwww 
thats why when guys say something u should listen to it from one ear and it should be instantly out from the other ear dont take it to heart and thus save urself from getting hurt 
Khanu bhai - shukrya..how is ur nazla janab?? 
and haanji zaroor is ko pass on ker deyn apnay HR dept ko :biggthumb
and why dontcha watch umar sharif shows anymore??!?! waise to mein bhee nahene wekhdi khaas par kabhee kabhee u know
sorry it was my 4 years old nephew who was asking that mammo ye firing wala post kar dain…aap ka baychara massom aur backwas sa joke nazar aa gaya aur bus…
its not backwas 
u r the one lacking in sense of humor
if this is ur sense of humor to phir aisay humor ka ALLH he hafiz hay…
^ you are right..kabhi kabhi to chalta hai...:p
PS: Nazla behtar hai. alhamdolillah.
Chalo bacho ab larna choro…
bao bihari … har baat dil pe na liya karo… ho lene dho khush bechari larkion ko… …
Bao… don’t worry … Magar hum baaz na aain gey… lolzzz
Irem jee … kahain tou chand hatheli pe saja ke leyain… keya kehyal hai???
thnx!
Umer Shrief does know the inside of our desi business
Some of his jokes are now used in our daily lives as norm.
But in recent years, since he moved from Karachi, is going vulgar and vulgar with every show.
say you don't like it