Professor saheb ka Dimaag

In the class of Philosophy…
**
Professor :** Kisi ne allah ki aawaaj suni hai?
Koi student kuchh nahi bola.
**
Professor :** Kisi ne allah ki touch kiya hai?
Class me sannata raha…
**
Professor :** Kisi ne allah ki Dekha hai?
Sab professor ko dekhtay rahay…
Jab koi jawaab nahi aaya to ..

Professor bola : Is say sabit hota hai ki allah naam ki koi cheej nahi hoti..

1 student se raha nahi gaya…wo utha, professor ke baraabar jaakar, saari class se mukhatib hokar bola…
**Student : **Kisi ne Professor saheb ke dimaag ki aawaaj suni hai?
Koi student kuchh nahi bola.
**
Student : **Kisi ne Professor saheb ke dimaag ko touch kiya hai?
Class me sannata raha…
**
Student : **Kisi ne Professor saheb ke dimaag ko dekha hai?
Sab professor ko dekhtay rahay…
Jab koi jawaab nahi aaya to ..
Wo student bola :
Is say sabit hota hai ki professor sahib me dimaag naam ki koi cheej nahi hai..

Re: Professor saheb ka Dimaag

Lol!

Re: Professor saheb ka Dimaag

maray philosophy k proff asay nhi thay:nessy:

Re: Professor saheb ka Dimaag

:cb: smilling cause nothing else to say :smiley:

Re: Professor saheb ka Dimaag

:slight_smile:

Very old one.

http://www.paklinks.com/gs/jokes-rated-g/35008-the-atheist-professor.html#post464437

Re: Professor saheb ka Dimaag

Proffesor ko jawab milgaya....

Re: Professor saheb ka Dimaag

because when rajey said…"it is going very easy, and hammered direct…
NO???

Re: Professor saheb ka Dimaag

but when rajey said…"it is going very easy, and hammered direct…
NO???

Re: Professor saheb ka Dimaag

LMAO :D

Re: Professor saheb ka Dimaag

:omg: :omg:

Re: Professor saheb ka Dimaag

stop…think…and laugh…nice smilies…

Re: Professor saheb ka Dimaag

hahaha