Professional Brit/Asians in Al Ain of all places???

[Jaanwar]

@RupayHalwa

^ No, you will scare them away. The Rupay always has method in her madness, its a ladies only area and you know what will keep you man beasts out? A heavy handed mob of STRONG FEMALE GUARDS at the door who are all dressed in black, from head to toe, to check that no men are going in, and that there are no men hidden in bags.

Hmmm, you could possible be carried in by Aisha who can pretend you are her cuddly stuffed gorilla teddy bear thingy.

The mere thought of that gives me cold shivers

Cuddly stuffed gorilla teddy bear??? I am THE Jaanwar, the wild and free one, not the one who squeaks when you press the tummy