Re: Profession
I TAKE "POLITICS" AS A PROFESSION !
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The Haircut
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the
cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept
money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was
pleased and left the shop.
When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there
is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his
door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay
his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from
you I'm doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and
leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a
'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut,
and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot
accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.'
The professor is very happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a
'thank you' card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve
Your Business' and 'Becoming More Successful.
**'Then, a Politician comes in for a haircut, and when he goes
to pay his bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from
you. I'm doing community service this week.' **
The Politician is very happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a
dozen Politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference
between some citizens of our country and the members of our Parliament !.
Vote very carefully this 18th Feb..........Monday.
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