Dear Joe Screwed:
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a
primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 3.0 to WIFE
1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT"
program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run
everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still
convert back to Girlfriend 3.0. Hidden operating files within your system
would cause Girlfriend 3.0 to emulate wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.
It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program files from
the system once installed. You can not go back to Girlfriend 3.0 because
Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 4.0
or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in
your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support."
I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire
section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all
responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of
their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command
C:\APOLOGISE.
In any case avoid excessive use of the "Esc" key because ultimately you
will have to give the APOLOGISE command before the operating system will
return to normal. The system will run smooth as soon as you take the blame for
all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance.
Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of WIFE
1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not, under any
circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a
supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible
damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support.
I think the only solution to this problem is formatting your self and
install a new programs that is compatible with wife 1.0.
Best wishes,
Experienced Support
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[This message has been edited by Shaheen (edited November 21, 2000).]