There were 20 kids in a kindergarten class. The teacher was nice and she used to tie laces of all the kids after they played and swam and in the swimming pool. One day, she was tieing the laces as usual and after she tied the laces of the 20th kid, he smiled and said “These shoes are not mine”. The teacher, who was very tired after tieing shoes of 19 other kids, wanted to cry. But she controlled herself and started to un-tie his shoes. After she un-tied the shoes and took them off, and right before she started to search for HIS shoes, the kid smiled again and said “These are my brother’s shoes but my mom said i could wear them for today.”
There was a village where accidents rarely happened. One day a tourist was visiting that village and he saw a lot of people on a road and something was surrounded among them. The tourist was curious and wanted to see who it was who got into this accident. But since there were too many people, it was hard for him to get in the front. He decided to play smart and started to yell in loud voice “make way, move, come on, make way, i am his relative”. Everybody moved and when the tourist finally got in the front, he saw a dead body of a Donkey there.
Aik teacher ney student sey kaha, “agar mein tumhe 5 andey (eggs), 4 Ashraf ko, aur 3 Aslam ko doon, tou bataao meney total kitney andey diye?”
bachey ney sharma kar kaha “sir aap andey nahi dey saktey” 
first two are good
