I read this joke on an Urdu newspaper and I hope I don’t kill it.
Man A met his friend (Man B) after a long time and notices that man B has lost a lot of weight. So he asks man B what his trick was. Man A says that he has been seeing this doctor who gave him pills. When he eats those pills, he sees beautiful girls in his dream that he chases all night. When he’s up, he’s sweating and tired. That’s how he lost a lot of weight.
So this other man also goes to see that doctor and gets the pills from the doctor. When he goes to sleep, he finds himself in a jungle where the tribes men are chasing him and the man is running as fast as he can to save his life. He wakes up in sweat and is tired from all the running. He goes to the doctor and says how come my friend sees beautiful girls in his dream and I see these tribes men who are after me trying to kill me?
The doctor said: Well, your friend came to visit me at my private clicnic while you came to visit me in this sarkaari (public) hospital.
They are making fun of the hospitals/doctors in Pakistan. If you go to a sarkari (public) hospital, the doctors would treat you differently (with not as much care) than if you would go to their private practice (they would treat you better because you are paying as it’s private)
So the friend that went to his private clinic got the pills and see beautiful chicks in his dream…whereas the friend that went to sarkari hospital (same doctor - public hospital) got the pills where jungli men are chasing him. Both do the same thing (make him run in dreams) but one treatment is better than the other.
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And ladies and gentlemen: NOW the joke has officially been killed by EMM
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I read this joke on an Urdu newspaper and I hope I don't kill it.
Man A met his friend (Man B) after a long time and notices that man B has lost a lot of weight. So he asks man B what his trick was. Man A says that he has been seeing this doctor who gave him pills. When he eats those pills, he sees beautiful girls in his dream that he chases all night. When he's up, he's sweating and tired. That's how he lost a lot of weight.
So this other man also goes to see that doctor and gets the pills from the doctor. When he goes to sleep, he finds himself in a jungle where the tribes men are chasing him and the man is running as fast as he can to save his life. He wakes up in sweat and is tired from all the running. He goes to the doctor and says how come my friend sees beautiful girls in his dream and I see these tribes men who are after me trying to kill me?
The doctor said: Well, your friend came to visit me at my private clicnic while you came to visit me in this sarkaari (public) hospital.
joke yeh tha keh shikra samjha main duniya ka mazaydaar joke post karnay jaa raha hoon. 5 min kay andar andar thread 2 pages ka ho jaye ga, logon ki ha ha he he say. laikin yeh hua keh shikra nay buhat hi fazool andaaz say aik fazool joke sunaya. jo keh kisi ki samajh main nahin aya, aur shikra sharam kay maray paani paani ho gaya.
It’s not even funny! 
