As a young married couple, a husband and a wife lived in a
cheap housing complex near the base where he was working.
Their chief complaint was that the walls were paper-thin and
that they had no privacy. This was painfully obvious when
one morning the husband was upstairs and the wife was
downstairs on the telephone. She was interrupted by the
doorbell and went to greet her neighbor.
“Give this to your husband,” he said thrusting a roll of
toilet paper into her hands. “He’s been yelling for it for
15 minutes!”