In Prison:
You spend your time in an 8×10 cell
At Work:
You spend your time in an 6×8 cubicle
In Prison:
You get three free meals a day
At Work:
You get one break for a meal you pay for
In Prison:
A guard locks and unlocks all doors for you
At Work:
You carry a security card, you unlock the doors
In Prison:
You get to watch TV and play games
At Work:
You get fired for watching TV and playing games
In Prison:
You get your own toilet
At Work:
You have to share
In Prison:
Family and friends are allowed to visit
At Work:
You’re not allowed to speak to family or friends
In Prison:
Expenses are paid by taxpayers and work is not required
At Work:
You pay to go to work and you get to deduct expenseson your taxes to pay for prisoners
In Prison:
You look through the bars, hoping to get out
At Work:
You want to get out so you can go inside the bars
In Prison:
The wardens who are often called sadistic
At Work:
The wardens are called managers
