In a conference, three scientists - an American, a German, and a Sardar ji, were talking and bragging about the technological advances their respective countries have achieved in the field of medicine.
Says the American, “In Washington, there was a baby boy born without arms so we attached artificial arms on him. And now that he’s grown, he has become an Olympic professional boxer and a gold medallist at that!”
The German replied, “That’s nothing to what we have done. Back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs so we attached a pair of artificial legs on her. Now she is a three-time marathon gold medallist in the Olympics!!”
The Sardar Ji interjected, "Is that all you have, just gold medallists?In Punjab we had a baby boy born without a HEAD! We attached a COCONUT and he is now our Prime Minister 
apni “churee” chalanay kay saath saath agar yeh >> 
bhi kar daitay tou hamara dil khush ho jata na 
Acha bhai..yeh lo! 