Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They determined to
make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify
them
as clergy.As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some
really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their “tourist”
garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine
and
the scenery when a “drop-dead gorgeous” blonde in a tiny bikini came
walking straight towards them. They couldn’t help but stare. As the
blond passed them, she smiled and said, “Good morning Father,” “Good
morning Father,” nodding and addressing each of them individually, then
passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know theywere priests?
The next day, they went back to the store, bought even more outrageous
outfits. These were so loud, you could hear them before you even saw
them. Once again they settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy thesunshine etc. After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a string
bikini this time, came walking toward them. (They were glad they were
wearing sunglasses because their eyes were about to pop out of their
heads) Again, she approached them and greeted them individually: "Goodmorning, Father," “Good morning, Father,” and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn’t stand it and said,
“Just a minute young lady.”
“Yes?” she replied.
"We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the worlddid you know we are priests?"
“Father it’s me, Sister Angela.”