A priest and a nun were lost in a snowstorm. After a while, they came upon a small cabin. Being exhausted, they prepared to go to sleep. There was a stack of blankets and a sleeping bag on the floor but only one bed. Being a gentleman, the priest said, “Sister, you sleep on the bed. I’ll sleep on the floor in the sleeping bag.” Just as he got zipped up in the bag and was beginning to fall asleep, the nun said “Father, I’m cold.” He unzipped the sleeping bag, got up, got the blanket and put it on her. Once again, he got into the sleeping bag, zipped it up and started to drift off to sleep when the nun once again said, “Father, I’m still very cold.” He unzipped the bag, got up again, put another blanket on her and got into the sleeping bag once again. Just as his eyes closed, she said, “Father, I’m sooooo cold.”
This time, he remained there and said, “Sister, I have an idea. We’re out here in the wilderness where no one will ever know what happened. Let’s pretend we’re married.” The nun said, “That’s fine by me.” To which the priest yelled out, “Get up and get your own blanket!”
(sorry if it offends anyone)
one day a sardarji was relaxing at the beach. a white couple came up to him and asked," are you relaxing?" the sradarji replied,“no i am not relaxing, i am jagjit singh”. after a while another white cople came up to him and asked the same question. sardarji gave the same answer. it happened atleast 5 times. the sardarji was getting very frustrated. he got up and walked to another part of the beach. there, he saw another sardarji. jagit got the idea that this probably is Relaxing. so he went up to the second sardarji and asked,“Are you relaxing?” this sardarji was much educated and he replied, "yes i am ".
jajgit got mad. he slapped the second sardar ji and said
“khotay da putra, tu ithay ki ker rya hai? tinu uthay dhoondh rahay hain”
(sorry guys if i didn’t explain it well. also i don’t know punjabi alot)
one day, all the sardars in india called a metting. the subject was that they were not being treated fairly by the indian government. they had an idea to make their own indepnedent country. one sardar said," we do not have enough power to run a country". everybody agreed. they went deep in thought. after a while one sardar jumped and excitedly yelled, “i got it. we will atack america. we will definately lose and america will take over us. then america can rule us.americans will be much more fair than the indians”
everyone got excited and began discussing plans for the attack. while this was happening, a old and wiser sardar was sitting quietly in the corner. one sardar asked the elder,“Why are you so quiet? are you not happy?”. the elder replied thoughtfully, "i was thinking , what if we defeat america?
Nothing spoils an argument like facts.
[This message has been edited by confused (edited November 28, 2001).]