pretend :)

[queen_24]

a man n woman was travelling in the same dabba in train.
at night, man on upper berth, Suniye kiya aap baksay se mera blanket de sakti hen??
woman: can we pretend we are husband n wife right now?
man, khushi khushi, ‘y not?’
woman, then neechy utro aur khud lelo

[telephone]

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dil ka armaan aansoon mai beh gai
un k bachay hum ko maamo keh gai

[queen_24]

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[STA]

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doston

[queen_24]

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mee tooo

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[majesty]

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[Umer]

Re: pretend :)

Hahahaha.

[Asif971]

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Good:smokin:

[mrayyazee]

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:)

[queen_24]

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@Asif971

Good:smokin:

ye…aagaye Math ke Teacher

[KKF]

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isii liye kahte haiN k aurat ke triya charitra [deception] se koii nahiiN bach saktaa...kahtii kuchh hai N aur matlab unkaa kuchh aur huaa kartaa hai! :D

[queen_24]

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:ASA:

[KKF]

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@queen_24

kia is DanDe ke bhii do matlab haiN?

[queen_24]

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Nahin- aik hi matlab hay!!

[KKF]

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@queen_24

Nahin- aik hi matlab hay!!

matlab merii piTaaii yaa phir warning?

[queen_24]

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mmm…since you are a 20, 25 years elder than me…filhaal warning hi theek hay

[KKF]

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@queen_24

mmm…since you are a 20, 25 years elder than me…filhaal warning hi theek hay

aap merii dushm,an kab se ban gaiiN? mere haath laal peele neele kaise hoNge agar aise hii aapne merii umr e qaleel kaa umr e daraaz banaa kar DhinDhoraa peeTaa to?

[fara]

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Nice one ;)