**A lady walks into the drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic.
The druggist asks “Ma’am, what do you want with arsenic****?”.
The lady replies “I want to kill my husband****.”
“I can’t sell you any for that reason****” says the druggist.
The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of a man and a women in a compromising position (the man is her husband and the lady is the druggist’s wife**** ) and shows it to the druggist.
He looks at the photo and says, “Oh I didn’t know you had a prescription!”**
