PREGNANT
ek bacha urdu medium school mai parta tha,us ke maa baap ne us ko english medium school mai dakhil kara diya.wahan par ek din us ki kitab mai “PREGNANT” ka lafaz aya,us ne apni teacher se poocha ke is ka kya matlab hai? to tacher ne use dant kar bitha diya.woh jab ghar wapis aya to us ne papa se poocha ke pregnant ka kya matlab hai to unhon ne bhi ghusa(angry) kiya,isi tarah ami ne bhi us matlab na bataya balke sirf use ghusa(angry)huin.bache ne is sari baat se ye samjha ke PREGNANT ka matlab ghusa(to become angry) hona hai.
ek din woh school se bus par wapis a raha tha, bus mai bhout rush tha aur log khare hue they.achanak break lagne se woh bacha ek larki ke uper jaa gira,us larki ki maa ne ghuse se (angrily)larke ko dantana shuru kar diya.bache ne hairan ho kar larki ki maa se kaha:
“KAMAL HAI AUNTY, GIRA MAI US KE UPER HOON AUR PREGNANT AAP HO GAYI HAIN”
Good one dada! :)
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