Prabham Lal returned home from work (as a cha-wallah for the British consulate) and was shocked to find his wife in bed with another man. Prabham’s shock quickly turned to fury and he marched to the hat-stand where the intruder’s umbrella was hanging. He snapped the umbrella in two over his knee then smirked triumphantly at the bemused man and said:
“There!..now I hope it rains!!!”
[This message has been edited by Mr Xtreme (edited October 26, 1999).]