Pouring cement'

Fresh out of the famed Misbah Batting Academy, Rohit Sharma was at his

blocking best as he scored 20 runs at a strike rate of 50. While South Asia has been widely acknowledged as the Foundation of civilization, the soporific duo is well on its way to taking this impression to depths unseen.

Titbits: The Academy acknowledges the contribution to its reputation from its illustrious alumni - Geoff Boycott