Youngest Son: Tell me Daddy, what is the difference
between “potentially” and " in reality"
Dad: I will show you
Dad turns to his wife and asks her: Would you sleep
with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars?
Wife: Yes of course! I would never waste such an
opportunity!
Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with
Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?
Daughter: Waow! Yes! This is my fantasy!
So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: Would you
sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?
Elder Son: Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with
1 million dollars! I would never hesitate!
So the father turns back to his younger son saying:
You see son, “potentially” we are sitting on 3 million
dollars, but “in reality” we are living with 2 whores and 1 gay!
