Post your best one liners

Aik insaan ko wakeel ban’nay me 10 saal lag jate hain, per phir wo wakeel kabhi insaan nahi ban pata..

Jo khoobsurat DP ko dekh kr zoom na krey, wo pakka momin hai :fraudia:

**What are they planting to grow the seedless watermelon? ** - Seinfeld

Canola Oil can cause Alzheimer’s! :bummer:

Keep Doing Dua, Because Dua is a Key to Paradise.

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Aur dhiyan dein researchon pe…
Desi ghee khao jaan banao :yummy:

ilm insan ki teesri ankh hai…!

Aik insan ko acha wakeel ban’ne me 10 saal tak lag jate hain, magar phir wo kabhi insan nahi ban pata..

We think too much, and feel too little.

Sb log dil k burey nae hote, kuch ka sath sath demagh bhi khrab hota hai

**So ja bhai…
Wo kisi aur se keh rhi hai tm pehle larkey ho jis se me hr baat share kr leti hoon :nerd:

Good N8! :sleep:**

Loyalty lasts a lifetime…

hummm

Lucky are those who find true loyal friends in this fake world.

I just cant get a one-liner thing. I guess i’m not smart enough. But yes its good to be with people who are good at it.

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I just cant get a one-liner thing. I guess i’m not smart enough. But yes its good to be with people who are good at it.
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Welcome to cafe :flowers:

how are you??

[quote=““Hakuna Matata””]

Welcome to cafe :flowers:

how are you??
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Thank you! Alhamdulillah, good. How are you?

[quote=““humming bird””]

Thank you! Alhamdulillah, good. How are you?
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You’re welcome :slight_smile:

I am good too Alhamdulillah, thanks..

what’s up?? how’s the weather over there?? are you from Karachi??

[quote=““humming bird””]
Ji. From karachi. Its cold for us
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Nice.. I am from Sahiwal.. It drops to 5 degrees at night in here.. tonight is a bit warmer than yesterday..

what are you upto these days??

1: If you dont want to solve the problem you will find 1000 excuses, if you want to solve the problem you will find 1000 ways.

2: Life is like a carrot…one day it is in your mouth, but most of the time it is in your ass (a Palestinian saying)