Raamis
December 6, 2018, 3:46am
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**Post your favorite, best one liners, zingers wisecracks etc.
Here's few of mine:**
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other body parts feel so good.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you but ........ it's still on the list.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85. That?s why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship.
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If not your job application form, you can always count on death to snaz up your image (make you famous or remembered as a saint or hero).
Okay, okay, bad joke. A lil too morose.
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You have total right to disagree with me, I cannot force you to be right.
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Life is good you know. So I suggest you get one.
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Jis mulk ka president aur prime minister gora ho wahan ki degree black bum nahin hoti, esp. true for West and not East. west ka black president kaisai apna mulk dikhai ga? one-liner?
LP
December 6, 2018, 9:16am
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This may not qualify for the thread, but
Restored attachments:
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Hey baby will you be my jalebi?
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Southie
December 6, 2018, 1:30pm
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onnu, rendu, moonu, naalu, anju, aaru
When you pray for rain, you gotta deal with mud too..
I like walking in rain, because nobody can see my tears – Charlie Chaplin
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Aroub
December 7, 2018, 11:04pm
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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Aroub
December 7, 2018, 11:05pm
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Money can?t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
You can never be overdressed or overeducated. ― Oscar Wilde
You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching, Love like you’ll never be hurt, Sing like there’s nobody listening, And live like it’s heaven on earth.
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
I think these lines are my best ones…it’ll be hard to pick only one from this.
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Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people..
LP
December 11, 2018, 1:53pm
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Always late but worth the wait!
