post ur fav chuck norris facts

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  1. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

  2. Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

  3. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

  4. Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

  5. Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

  6. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

  7. Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother’s womb.

  8. Chuck Norris doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

  9. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

  10. Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

now u post some

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Chuck Norris… :omg: Chuck Norris dont do push ups he pushes the ground down LMAO.

Naah i know something thats harder than Chuck Norris and no it’s not Mr T.

It’s Me >>>>>

Yeah the GS Faris :jhanda:

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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:omg: apne hi itna post kr dia hai k hamari parh kr himat nai ho rhi

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chuck norris does not sleeps,he waits

chuck counted to infinity twice :D

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http://www.clubseries.com/chuck/chuck-norris-was-here-22675-1251210431-6.jpg

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Chuck Norris created himself !!

Video didn’t kill the radiostar… Chuck Norris did! :hehe:

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Man I use to :omg: chuck norris…

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