1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping? A: No! I’m training to die
2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you:- Need it to be fixed? A: No, it got bored of staying home alone so I brought It over for a ride.
3. When It’s raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: – Are you going out in this rain? A: No, in the next one.
4. When you wake up, then comes an idiot asking you: – You Awake? A: No. I’m sleep walking!
5. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you? A: At the bus stop!
6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath? A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!
7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up? A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me. (y)
8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers? A: No baby! Na Carrots.:*
9. You’re in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking: - Is anyone in there? A: No! The **** is talking to you!
And my personal favorite:
You leave your house on a journey and when you come back into the house hours later:
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1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?
A: No! I’m training to die
2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you:- Need it to be fixed?
A: No, it got bored of staying home alone so I brought It over for a ride.
3. When It’s raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: – Are you going out in this rain?
A: No, in the next one.
4. When you wake up, then comes an idiot asking you: – You Awake?
A: No. I’m sleep walking!
5. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you?
A: At the bus stop!
6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?
A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!
7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?
A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me. (y)
8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers?
A: No baby! Na Carrots.:*
9. You’re in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking: - Is anyone in there?
A: No! The **** is talking to you!
And my personal favorite:
You leave your house on a journey and when you come back into the house hours later:
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Hi. Does anyone know if it's possible to use a background that would essentially turn my computer monitor into a mirror? Scanning a mirror doesn't work."
