Possbile dialogues. No truth assumed, any actual uttering these words is purely coincidental.
Directions to bowl to Ganguly: “shabash shoaiby, rakh ke bounce maar issay”.
Guiding Shahid Afridi during a partnership: “haan sahi ja raha hai shahid. chal ab thora stand banatay hain.”
Next over: " zabardast shot shahid. chal ab thora dekh ke khail… "
Next over: *“abay o hero, junglee mut ban, abhi bohut overs parey hain.” *
Next ball: “out ho gaya kambakht. ab line lag jaye gi”.
New batsman walking in during a collapse: “tu chal, main aya”.
New batsman walking in during a collapse: “tu chal, paisa aya”.
New batsman walking in during a collapse: “haan aaj raat kidhar?”.
New batsman walking in during a collapse: “abay motay ne phir run-out kara diya tujhe.. hahahaha”.
Discussion between overs: “woh dekh, dravid toffee khaa raha hai.”
On-field discussions to contain batsman: "abay sachin ch*** ho gaya hai. koi ussay rok"*
On-field discussion: “saqlain wali dive mat maar hero.. ball ko rok”.
message from dressing room: “rahul ki tuk-tuk shuroo ho gayi. chal parthiv, ye toffee ley ke ja uss ke paas”.
message from behind the stumps: “bohut aala anil! chal ab ek spin kar ke bhi dikha de.”
message from behind the stumps: “bohut aala anil! tu to zaheer se bhi taiz daal raha hai”.
On a sidenote, I’ve always wondered what batsmen say to each other when they have a mid-pitch conference between overs. A hypothetical convo between Rashid Latif and Saleem Malik:
RL: oye. match tay naeen fix keeta?
SM: keeta aye. kee kar lavvenga?
RL: shikayat lawwan gaa tay retire ho jawan gaa. tay phir kitaab vee likhaan gaa.
disclaimer: I've the highest regard for Rashid's honesty and integrity. My above post is just another pathetic attempt at humour. :-(
Diablo - that Saqi one is hilarious. The Afridi sequence sounds very realistic, I'm sure Saeed must have gone through those exact stages. How unfortunate, eh? One of the greatest openers the game will see partnered with a most unprofessional and immature tullaybaaz for a good part of his career.
sambs, I could've sworn that's exactly the dialogue that was going on betweem Anwar and Afridi during his record 37-ball century. Watch the highlights and you'll see what I mean!! :D
If you really wanna see how it feels when Pakistani players are playing or training watch the Pepsi commercial that is damn popular these days on net you will laugh ur @$$ off
tay phir kitaab vee likhaan gaa.
you will laugh ur @$$ off 