Who is the patron saint of atheists ?
When red squirrels get old, do they go grey?
How do you know that the light goes out when you close the fridge door?
Why is it that when you look at yourself in a mirror your right side becomes your left side but your head doesn’t become your feet?
Why, when the sign says ROAD WORKS AHEAD, there’s always a dirty great hole in it?
Why is there a sell by date on sour cream?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
If a tortoise loses his shell is he naked or homeless?