Vajypayee’s driver is driving along a back country road on the way back to Patna, when all of a sudden a pig jumps out in front of the car. The pig dies on the spot. Vajpayee, upset, tells the chauffeur to go find the owner of the piglet so that he can pay for the damages. The driver is gone for two hours and when he comes back, he has a bag full of money, and a wondering look on his face. Vajapayee wants to know what happened.
The driver tells him "Hum jab gaaon me pahuncha to dekha kuch log perh ke neeche baithe hain. Jub hum unko bataya ki kya hua hai, tab sare log jama ho gaye. Humko laga ki aaj to hamari pitayee hogee. Par hum dekha ki sare log paisa jama kar rahe hain. Hum socha ki ye sara paisa woh janvar ke malik ke liye hai. Par un logon ne saara paisa hamein de diya.
"Vajpayee says “Theek theek batao. Tum unko kya bola tha?”
The driver replies “Hum kaha ki hum Vajapayee ka driver hoon aur hum sooar ka bachcha ko maar diya hoon.”
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