Poor tea kettle..

This fellow who had spent his whole life in the desert comes to visit a friend. He’d never seen a train or the tracks they run on.

While standing in the middle of the railroad tracks one day, he hears the whistle, “Whooee Whoee!” but doesn’t know what it is.

Predictably, he’s hit – but only a glancing blow – and is thrown, to the side of the tracks, with some minor internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises.

After weeks in the hospital recovering, he’s at his friend’s house attending a party one evening. While in the kitchen, he suddenly hears the tea kettle whistling. He grabs a baseball bat from the nearby closet and proceeds to batter and bash the tea kettle into an unrecognizable lump of metal.

His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushes into the kitchen, sees what’s happened, and asks the man from the desert, “Why did you ruin my good tea kettle?”

The desert man replies, “Man, you gotta kill these things when they’re small!”


~If u want to criticize someone,perhaps u should walk a mile in their shoes.
This way you’re not only a mile away when you criticize them but you also have their shoes!~

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Good One!

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" I am empowered to do what makes sense!!!"

=)

ha ha haa

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aik glowing potty bhi hoti hey kisi kisi key paas

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lol

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Heeeeeee PPPppppppllllll…

Thanx all 4 ur replies…

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CheeeeRRrrrrrrrrrrrSSS…

(I’ll b back wid some more jokes some other time)

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COOL…LOOKING 4WARD TO THEM THEN!

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Hey Joker
why bring our sacred glowing potty into this conversation?

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^^Pyar shola hi hai, shabnam nahi^^

Sajal baji,
just wanted to bring something great and BIG into this thread

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Hmmmm…
ok carry on!

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^^Pyar shola hi hai, shabnam nahi^^

For some people,
Shabnam hi pyar hey, aur pyar hi shabnam hey..

Aap yey bataye key "Shola" sahab koun hain ????

Hmmm Shola sahab....
hamaray parosi ki phoophi kay dever ki khala kay taya ki beti kay susar ki dadi kay
nawasay ki biwi kay bhai ki parosan kay
main ka naam hai Shola!!!


^^Pyar shola hi hai, shabnam nahi^^

Arrrrrrey,

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or, in other words, a very very very close relative…
uuufffffff

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