An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Sardar were doing
construction work on the 20th floor of building. They were eating lunch when theIrishman said,
“Corned beef and cabbage. If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to
jump off this building.” The Mexican opened his lunch box and said, “Burritos again?? If I get
burritos one more time, I’m going to jump, too.”
The Surdar opened his lunch and said, “Parathe again. If I get a
parathe one more time, I’m jumping, too.”
The Next Day:
The Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and
cabbage and jumps to his death.The Mexican opens his lunch box, sees a
burrito and jumps to his death. The surdar opens his lunch, sees the parathe and also jumps to
his death.
At the funeral, the Irishman’s wife is weeping. She
says, “If I had known how tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it
to him again.”
The Mexican’s wife also weeps and says, “I could have
given him tacos or enchiladas. I didn’t realize he hated burritos so
much.”
Everyone turned and stared at the Surdar’s wife, and she said, “Hey, don’t look at me… that
dumb-ass used to make his own lunch.”
lol
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lol
“Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.”
Adrienne Gusoff.
lol
nice one
thanks for sharing.
loll very funnyyyyyyyyy
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‘Hate your enemy mildly; he may become your friend one day’ - Hadith
‘as for those who are slain in the cause of allah, he will not allow their work to perish … he will admit them to the paradise he has made known to them’ - Surah 47:7
hehe haha
but do we have jokes other than hitting other race/nations/religions?
We oughta be Changez like, don't we?