Political Jokes

Kinda funny…

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The Prime Minister of China called President Bush to condole him after the attack on the Pentagon: “I’m sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything.”


Prime Minister Of Israel
The Israeli Prime Minister calls Bush on 11th sept:

Israel PM: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings…I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that…It was not us…
Bush: What buildings? What people??
Israel PM: Oh, and what time it is in America now?
Bush: It’s eight in the morning.
Israel PM: Oops…Will call back in an hour! Bye Bye.