A guy goes into the store and tells the clerk,
“I’d like some Polish sausage”
The clerk looks at him and says, “Are you Polish?”
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I
am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage
would you ask me if I was
Italian? Or if I had asked for German sausage,
would you ask me if I was
German? Or if I asked for a Jewish sausage
would you ask me if I was
Jewish?" Or if I had asked for a taco would you
ask if I was Mexican? Huh?
Would ya?"
The clerk says “Well, no.”
With deep self righteous indignation, the guy
says, "Well, alright then, why
did you ask me if I’m Polish just because I ask
for Polish sausage?"
The clerk says “Because this is a hardware store.”