… :o the new constitution is in place and we are accepting applications for permanent residence permits… 
PS:- we are also hiring a QASEEDA KHUWAAN… please submit a sample for national anthem.. :o
PPS: it’s a MONARCHY, so all LOTA-PRICKAL parties STAY AWAY.. :o
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I am the president 
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mai internal affairs ki seat lut rahey hon
wher IS the country:hmmm:
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^ ahmm pssst shiki… 
it’s a MONARCHY, there IS no president … 
PS: lets find a QUEEN…
no not a DRAG QUEEN.. :o
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pokes
hmmmmm you are FOOOD minister moti… :o
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Then I am the king 
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nai nai internal affairs minister
sabke andrUney massail ki caapiyan mere paas hon gey:D/…ill sell thm:devil:
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island MAIN khareedon aor KING tumHai king bana doun.. 
hmmm in that case u r our new Intelligence chief..
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ok omg my name will be 
Mian nawab shagufta thodi
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What … errr… WHERE would be the capital of Pokistan 
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a place where rabbit comes out of an egg and MONEY grows on plants.
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ooo…can i be wazeer-e-taleem
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bhayi dekho. i was the 4th citizen. therefore i should be given a proper title 
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yeh soochnay ka nahi , amal-der-amad ka waqt-ul-khas hai
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no thank u 
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Here’s a little something I wrote for Pokistan as National Anthem 
Poke kar ke tu hua barbaad
Kuwwat ho gayi teri bekaar
Tu Pokistan ka tharki Kamran
Mohalley mai tu badnaam
Markaz-e-badnaam ka kamran
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cheque sign kar laitee ho na??
pssst… Princess … you are heir to the throne..
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oh yeahhhh 
goes to the pharmacy to buy a bunch of tylenol 3 
ps omg i’m a princess
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more like banana republic :D