I read this following in the new issue of Maxim (July 2004)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. One! And do you know why? Because no one else in this house knows how to change a light bulb. They’d sit in the dark for weeks before figuring it out, and then they wouldn’t even be able to find the damn light bulbs despite the fact that they’ve been kept in the same ******* cupboard for the past 17 years! I am sorry…What was the question?
.. very funny …