Its being reported with extreme pleasure that our most beloved Prime Minister, Mian Mohammed Nawaz Sharif is currently visiting Pakistan, since he is here for few days only, so here are the following things our terrorists and other brother and sisters should avoid:
please no more terrorist attack, this way PM’s thinking of Pakistan as investors paradise may got hurt, and in Islam it is strictly prohibited to hurts one feeling, terrorists can continue when he is gone to some visit or UK for resting, you can go back to killing and blasting business.
All wanting and thinking PM to put Pakistan in order are no wrong in their thinking, PM from bottom his heart want to put this country in order…but he don’t know how to do it with Ishaq Dar and Ch Nisar around.
All wanting health system to function properly and grow rapidly please name the federal minister of health
I’ve to stop here and hit “submit thread” button before PM leaves again and make this thread irrelevant.
Please Pardon the PM, he traveled so much during these years that he didn't knew which country he was in...hence Allo ho gaya...and plz don't use this verse
AALLO AALLO ray, sastay Aallo ray
5 rupay fee kilo, sapnoon main...
Moreover, all potatoes are requested to get back on work...pm just had a jet lag
Dear PM extended his personal trip to UK while KPK was burning. At whim he got the all important NAP meeting cancelled.
Dear PM is so nice that he rushed back to Pakistan when a fight between Ch. Nisar and PPP erupts. Dying countrymen are not important, but any threat to muk mukka is a grave danger. Now this how you save the Jamhooriyat you Al Bakistanis.