well i have lots i cant rem some of them but i remember my cusins just yesterday.
My cousin is 24 yrs old, his dad had some guests around yday and my aunt wasnt at home so he told his son to get the mehmaan kuch paani shanni le ao mehmaan kay liye NOW paani shanni in our culture means anything BUT paani....
anyway
so my bhola cousin bring the guests a jug full of water. AND THATS IT.....
luckily i was there to quickly make some tea and get the biscuits out.....