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My Stupidity; once I asked my guest:
Aap Khana Kha Kar Aain Hain Ya Wapis Ja Kar Khain Gay?
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Another Stupidity
Ask about stupidity from such great intellectual people
Hay Naa!!!
that is so clever actually 
give them no choice 
well i have lots i cant rem some of them but i remember my cusins just yesterday.
My cousin is 24 yrs old, his dad had some guests around yday and my aunt wasnt at home so he told his son to get the mehmaan kuch paani shanni le ao mehmaan kay liye NOW paani shanni in our culture means anything BUT paani....
anyway
so my bhola cousin bring the guests a jug full of water. AND THATS IT.....
luckily i was there to quickly make some tea and get the biscuits out.....
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A few years ago we had guests staying over.
It was during Ramadan.
I was sent to wake the folks up cos they needed to be somewhere.
I was so worried about waking up a total stranger, unsure of how to.
Do I knock the door loudly and say "oi paki, wake up" or open the door and call to em.
I decided i was just gonna knock the door til someone responds... but work out what to say later. I just felt rude saying "you gotta get yo lazy ass out of bed now".
But the door was open... ****.
I knocked the door... here a "ji" from inside the room...
And I said... in Ramdan... "uncle uthein, nashta tayar hai"
Oh cock.
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Another time I was sneaking back into the house after having been out all night.
Nicked my fathers car and had to return them before he woke up. In exactly the same position he left them in... and having reset the mileage and filled up with fuel.
I parked up in the same spot he had left it... and realised I forgot my keys to get in the house. Oh ****...
I saw an open window to the lounge. Too small to get in through but I could reach in and open the bigger window.
I open the window and step through... and put my foot on what definately wasn't the couch... a family friend had stayed over and was asleep on the couch. I'd just stepped on his head and startled him into making enough noise to wake the rents.
After that it was Bata chappal and my arse.
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**^:omg:
lool
I remember, a year ago I went to my mom’s friend who had just married her elder son.
And the mom said to her daughter : ‘Kiran jaani, fridge se mithai le ao’
And she shouted ’ Ammi jee, kaun si wali woh 2 haftey purane wali ya phir jo kal aaye hai ?’
And the mom said ‘Beta akkal se baat karo, naye wali lao’
And she replied ‘Ammiji, yeh akkal kaun hain? main tou aap se baat kar rahi thi, aur aap ne hi to kaha tha ke mehmanon ko 2 haftey purani wali deni hai aur khud naye wali rakhni hai’
My mom was shocked but I started laughing at this foooool.
she was damn stupid !!**
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seriously this just sounds toooo weird to be true....
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to trust everyone
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once there was this candle but i couldn’t see it properly from where i was sitting. so i thought it was a glass of juice and tried to drink it in front of everyone 
yeah that was Really STOOPID!!! :o
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*I remember, a year ago I went to my mom's friend who had just married her elder son. *
what the ****?
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Lol yes it sounds a bit weird but this girl was really stupid, when she got married, there was a man who had a baby and she asked him, "Bhaijaan aap kaun si class mein partein hain ?"
And everybody was shocked.
what the ****?
**What happened ? Did I say something wrong ?
==> Mera matlab tha ke unhon ne apne barey bete ki shaadi karwaye thi.
**
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I think I got it wrong. I thought "incest". My bad
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**^:smack: it’s my fault, I should write it differently
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i think i’ll top the charts in stupidity…i still kick myself when i think about.
a few years back i went to Pakistan and was shopping till late in Lahore…i was so exhausted that i went into a shop and liked an outfit, me and my hubby agreed that we’d come back in the morning to buy it, i turned to the shopkeeper and asked him’'aap subah kiss waqt uthen ge"…oh my life i was so embarrased, i meant khulen ge…the shop keeper and his assistant were just staring at me in shock…i just wanted to run out the shop and hide, how embarrassing:teary1: .
on leaving the shop my husband said "aaj ke liye bohot ho gaya, i’m not taking you to any other shops, abhi to uthne ka poocha hai, agli dookan pe ja ke kuch aur na keh do
obviously we didn’t return to that shop and never will…after so many years i am still so embarrassed 
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at all the stupidities 
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What about your own stupidities?
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Ok this time it isn’t stupidity but a kind of bholapan.
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When I was about 6-7 years old, I went out with my elder cousins. And when we came back I told to my Nanaji :
“Nanaji hum ne Shahrukh ki film jo hai na, jo abhi aaye hai, hum ne to woh nahin dekhi aur humne pepsi bhi nahin pee thi aur aap ko pata hai, hum sab Ruqaiya Apa ke mangetar se bhi nahin miley the, sachi muchi Nanaji humne aisa kuch nahin kiya”
And I told everything ! Then nobody trusted me :(**