please save me from my "gf"

[Mirch]

Re: please save me from my “gf”

@yourfriend

moulvi say kaho next time ussay dekhay tou aankh maar day…khud hi peechay hut jaye gii…

@yourfriend

ok… agali dafa jab ussay dekho tou kaho …hawww aapki abhi tak shaadi nahi hoi? ummer ki tou* kaafii *lagti hain aap…

@TheNoodle

Tell her she looks fat. Works every time.

some very good ideas here.