Playing the violin

The investor with a long term buy and hold philosophy walks into the Investments Department. He is greeted by a violinist with a sarcastic ear to ear smile with “How about some Paganini to go with your old fashioned ‘buy and hold’ investment style?”

P&S Series XX
WSJ JAN 28, 2016

Thank you!

Re: Playing the violin

We actually think this is not very funny - buy and hold works better than most strategies. Add in periodic Rebalancing, and yo got yourself a winner.

Now please enjoy the hilarious joke. No comments from queer allowed.