Two strangers were seated next to each other on the
plane when the first guy turned to the second and
said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights will go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
fellow passenger.”
The second guy, who had just opened his book,
closed it slowly, took off his glasses and said to the
first guy, “What would you like to discuss?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the first guy. “How about
nuclear power?”
“OK,” said the second guy. "That could be an
interesting topic. But let me ask you a question
first. “A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass.
The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse
produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that
is?” said the first guy. “Jeez,” “I have no idea.” “Well, then,”
said the second guy, “How is it that you feel qualified
to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know sh*t?”
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