Placement Offer

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and
incentives are mentioned below.

Designation : **Junior girl friend (trainee) :slight_smile: **
Experience : Must have ditched at least 2
guys (fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)
Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do
street bargaining and fight if required.
Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.
Perks and incentives:
Total gross ( Monthly ) :
2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
10 bike rides each duration 1 hour
5 trips to National Highways
5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple
10 Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-
2 movies ( Hindi Family movie only ) per month (on weekends)
Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend(On your own expense)

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject
To the size available with the shopkeeper.

Net Deductions ( Monthly ) : Affair Fund and un-professional taxes
will Be informed on joining
The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with
Pomotion to fulltime Girlfriend)
PlZ NOTE:

  1. Only females.
  2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
  3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above
    mentioned conditions.

There is more:
For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral
program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.
Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral,
even if candidate is not selected.
Search, never ends!!

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very funny i dont think many girls can be restrained to the limitations set by you

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yes, one of my friend has a girl friend when he took her on a bike ride in the city she asks to stop at pizzahut, icecream parlour etc.........
ok what he do whenever he take her on bike ride he will go on outter ring roads where there are no shops :)

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:rotfl:
tell your friend to take her to anarkali daily :cb:

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:yawn:

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:rotfl:
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eh.. no thnx..:yawn:

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i know many girls who demand outrageous things but i am not one of them:this message being sent specially out to someone very irritating here:

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i wonder who that can be :hmmm:

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ya keep on wondering

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:hmmm:

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since everybody is wondering..*wondering :hmmm: *

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lady lets see if you find out who that irritating person is

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there are many candidates for that distinction

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it aint me.. thas for sure..:D

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hmm.........
eeeeeeeew..............

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one thing is its not a girl

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:eek:

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:omg:

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its whua..?! :hehe: