An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip,
but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his
hotel if there’s any place around where he can get American
food.
The concierge tells him he’s in luck, there’s a pizza place
that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the
businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room
and orders a pizza.
Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door
with the pizza.
The man takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably.
He asks the delivery man, “What the Heck did you put on this
pizza?”
The delivery man bows deeply and says, “We put on the pizza
what you ordered, pepper only.”