Their were two men who both wanted a job for an english teacher,one was pakistani and one was english.
The headmaster said, “Whoever gives me a sentence with pink,green and yellow in it gets the job”.
So the english man said, “I looked at my pink house, opened my yellow door and ate my green vegetables”.
That was fine.
Then the pakistani man said, “I went into to my house,the phone rang green green,I pinked up my phone and said yellow”!!!