Pig Fats.

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What if u r imprisoned with pigs in Abu Ghraib prison, and kept hungry for like 3 days? Is this so unlikely? :smiley:

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How’re u gonna cut and cook the pigs then ??? Or would you just bite into them :hehe: If you try that, they’ll kill and eat you first :stuck_out_tongue:

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The trick is to start biting their necks first, with two hands on their heads. Make sure they bleed a lot, they will then faint. All pigs will be too terrified during this to attack at you. They with think that a real ‘soor’ has come in thier house

I learned this from MMA terrorist camp in Srghoda, run by Pakistan army jawans. They prepare u for Abu Ghraib from first day :smiley:

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^^love ya lost soul.............. im coming round for dinner

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Be very nice and decent, because it is rumored that after eating pork, men and women get nude, making strange voices, and then start an orgy of sex that last whole night.

I just want to make sure that u do not take advantage of this rumor, and do everything that u always wanted to do anyways :slight_smile:

Hey dont blame pigs for ur piggy nature :smiley:

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I dunno I usually check : http://www.halalfoodauthority.co.uk/front.html

As far as turning into a jerk..to our collective credit we require no help from any additives in that regard..

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If I had an eastern euro trash gf, then it maybe the case…

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And where have u born from? a Paki trash subjected to marital rape?

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They usually blame this type of behaviour on marijuana. Ever seen the movie Reefer Madness?

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LSD, even better, my friend

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LSD is same as acid right? I don't know about that though, but magic 'shrooms can do wonders.