Pickup Lines For Computer Geeks

  • Nice Set of Floppies!

  • Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.

  • I’d like to play on your laptop.

  • Need me to unzip your files?

  • If you were an ISP, I’d dial you all day long!

  • I’d like to boot up your PC!

  • I’ll bet my hard drive is the biggest you’ve ever seen!

  • I’ve got a 21 inch… (monitor)

  • I’d get a T3 to watch your streaming video…

  • Your homepage or mine?