pick up lines...?

[dewani_teri]

ok…here they are

Muslim Pick Up Lines

1. Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.:halo:

2. Are your feet tired? Because you’ve been performing Umrah in my
   mind all day long?

3. So, read any good surahs lately?

4. Do you believe in the hereafter? You do? Then you know what I’m here
   after.

5. Your father must be Osama Bin Laden, because you’re the BOMB!

6. How would you like to help me fulfill half of my deen?

7. Sister, is your hijab naturally blonde?

8. I thought the “Hoor Al-Ayn” only lived in Jannah.

9. Do you work for Al-Qaeda? Because you’ve just abducted my heart.

10. Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, “She
    aiight”.

11. It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that’s the night that angels
    come down from Heaven.

12. You remind me of the Ka’aba. I can walk around you all day long.

[koolkomal]

Re: pick up lines...?

:):):)hahahahaha!

[Princess_Fiona]

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lolz..... nice ones .,... :)

[Zainab_Ahmed]

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Who r making these statements?
Good Muslims or ...?

[bizz]

Re: pick up lines...?

Humor aside, those jokes (are they jokes) are not good. You need to be careful about writing jokes/ trying to be coool.

For example;
- Referring to Ka'aba while talking to someone is TOTALLY WRONG. There is NO MATCH for that place.

• Keeping the virtue of surahs of Quran aside, You cannot say that "have you read any GOOD surahs lately?" Because Quran is perfect and no one surah is better than other. Reading any surah is good.

Such comments are absolutely Wrong, and should never be made by muslims, at anytime.

[koolkomal]

Re: pick up lines...?

ahem ahem-yess u r right bizz

[danial]

Re: pick up lines...?

my pick up line for you, do you visit other forums?

[Princess_Fiona]

Re: pick up lines...?

@bizz

Humor aside, those jokes (are they jokes) are not good. You need to be careful about writing jokes/ trying to be coool.

For example; - Referring to Ka'aba while talking to someone is TOTALLY WRONG. There is NO MATCH for that place.

• Keeping the virtue of surahs of Quran aside, You cannot say that "have you read any GOOD surahs lately?" Because Quran is perfect and no one surah is better than other. Reading any surah is good.

Such comments are absolutely Wrong, and should never be made by muslims, at anytime.

lol..... no comments

[fghd]

Re: pick up lines…?

@bizz

Humor aside, those jokes (are they jokes) are not good. You need to be careful about writing jokes/ trying to be coool.

For example;

• Referring to Ka’aba while talking to someone is TOTALLY WRONG. There is NO MATCH for that place.

• Keeping the virtue of surahs of Quran aside, You cannot say that “have you read any GOOD surahs lately?” Because Quran is perfect and no one surah is better than other. Reading any surah is good.

Such comments are absolutely Wrong, and should never be made by muslims, at anytime.

agreeeeeeeeeeee :k:

[itsme01]

Re: pick up lines...?

read some of them here before and on another forums...Some are funny and some are simply wrong...

[phatima]

Re: pick up lines…?

lololol i love reading these

[Ur_Angel]

Re: pick up lines…?

@bizz

Humor aside, those jokes (are they jokes) are not good. You need to be careful about writing jokes/ trying to be coool.

For example;

• Referring to Ka’aba while talking to someone is TOTALLY WRONG. There is NO MATCH for that place.

• Keeping the virtue of surahs of Quran aside, You cannot say that “have you read any GOOD surahs lately?” Because Quran is perfect and no one surah is better than other. Reading any surah is good.

Such comments are absolutely Wrong, and should never be made by muslims, at anytime.

Gud points well dun

[Sadiyah]

Re: pick up lines...?

LOL! Some of them are good. :p

[diya17]

Re: pick up lines...?

@bizz

Humor aside, those jokes (are they jokes) are not good. You need to be careful about writing jokes/ trying to be coool.

For example; - Referring to Ka'aba while talking to someone is TOTALLY WRONG. There is NO MATCH for that place.

• Keeping the virtue of surahs of Quran aside, You cannot say that "have you read any GOOD surahs lately?" Because Quran is perfect and no one surah is better than other. Reading any surah is good.

Such comments are absolutely Wrong, and should never be made by muslims, at anytime.

i totally agree with Bizz...
although some of them are funny i.e the Al-Qaeda one